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It got steamy around 11pm.
Two laptops. One duvet. Both using AI to write emails to each other.
Marketing 1.5k views Attention
He wouldn't stop going on about the size of it.
Two trillion parameters. Still can't do the rota.
The vendor 2 trillion views Judgement
He likes being tied down.
Five-year licence. Auto-renews. Nobody read clause 14.
Procurement signed 5 years ago Consent
Strange noises from the stationery cupboard.
Client list. Free chatbot. One shared login. It's already happening in your building.
The intern viewed by 1 chatbot Attention
All over in two minutes.
Live on Friday. Rolled back on Monday. Happens to the best of us.
Innovation team pulled on Monday Judgement
Blindfolded. Handing over total control.
An AI agent with the keys to everything. Nobody watching. Every relationship needs a safe word. Ours is a human in the loop.
The CTO watched by nobody Consent
Sorry. It's AI workshops, advice and keynotes. The name does that to people.
A cheeky name pulled you in. You gave it your attention before you knew what it was.
We asked for consent. You said yes. The other button also said yes. You didn't check.
Your answer went nowhere, by the way. Obviously.
We asked for consent. You scrolled straight past. Silence isn't a yes. Plenty of AI acts like it is.
You saw half a picture and filled in the rest. Quickly. Confidently. Wrongly. That's how AI gets things wrong too.
Three for three. Don't feel bad. Most organisations do all three with AI, every day.
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